Why? Why is it always THEM???

I've just thought of something. Why are the really hot guys always the really, really, really uber gay flaming poptarts?

Seriously. Of all of the hawt male population, I have met only two straight guys. (even though they're really nice; but that doesn't count)
I mean, this could be the eighth world wonder! Nobody knows why, out of all the people that I've asked.